my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

(Source: narcissasmalfoy, via walkslikejesus)

I’m just gonna bullshit it.
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155930
Posted
5 days ago

budweiner:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

the accuracy is painful

(via apocalypseplease566)

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90187
Posted
6 days ago

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via timeanddivision)

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200727
Posted
6 days ago

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

(via apocalypseplease566)

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82939
Posted
6 days ago

captainfluffatun:

tyleroakley:

PewDiePie Reacts To Elders React To PewDiePie

SLAY THEM.

Not really even a fan of PewDiePie but hot damn the last two are incredible

(Source: samebeginnings, via pizza)

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151472
Posted
6 days ago
*playing video games*
Someone:H--
Me:oMFG I died because you were talkinG
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134936
Posted
6 days ago

My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him

(Source: forget-your-troubles-get-happy, via walkslikejesus)

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59364
Posted
6 days ago

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(via moistbottom)

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Posted
1 week ago

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(via allinumbum)

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293570
Posted
1 week ago

hellugh:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

"did she say yes? …..hell yea"

(Source: my-jane-doe, via danwasonfireonce)

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101111
Posted
1 week ago

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

(via mylifeisjustwierd)

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104187
Posted
1 week ago
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